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- Coconuts kill more people than sharks.

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(ball thuds)

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- Greetings fellow middle schoolers.

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I am Trent Simpson
representing the Homeroom

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of people based in room
301 known as Robparkaria.

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Today, I will be explaining to you

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why you should join Robparkaria.

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Side effects may include
uncontrollable laughter.

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(Student laughing)

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- What?

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(Students laughing)

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- Another potential side
effect of joining Robparkaria

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might just include strange or

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the appropriate topics of discussion.

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- Why are chairs called chairs?

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- I don't know but I love sharks.

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- Coconuts are better.

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(Student groans)

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(Student laughing)

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- Yet another potential
side effect of joining

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the Homeroom of Robparkaria
might just include people

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having political opinions
that are not quite

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the same as yours.

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- I think Biden's better.

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- I think Trump's better.

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- I agree with Brooke.

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- I agree with Lee.

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- Neither.

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- Actually I agree with her.

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- I do too.

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(Students laughing)

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- Potentially another
side effect that anyone

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who joins Robparkaria
might have is complaints

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and complaining.

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- Okay, today class I'm gonna
be having you write an essay.

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(Student shouting)

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- The last potential
side effect of joining

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the Homeroom Robparkaria
might just include

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all necessary yet still
appropriate behavior.

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As seen here.

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Now that we have the side
effects out of the way,

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it's time to talk about why you

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should actually join Robparkaria.

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One of the many, many,

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many, many benefits,

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is that you will have
a very organized tote.

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Another benefit of joining Robparkaria

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will be our incredible community spirit.

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(member laughing)

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Another one of the many benefits
of joining Robparkaria is

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that everyone in here is your friend.

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(hands claps)

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Creativity is also something

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that we all benefit from at Robparkaria.

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(members laughing)

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A benefit everyone ever can enjoy

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when joining this class is,

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as you can clearly hear the
excess amounts of laughter.

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(members laughing)

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A very common to see
benefit in this classroom is

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the excess amount of political
enlightenment that goes on.

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And that Mrs. Parker is how we know that

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the wage gap is not real.

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- And as you know, I
have no political opinion

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when I'm in this building,
but you're wrong Trent.

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- A great benefit of
joining Robparkaria is

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our incredibly vast amount

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of different Kahoot names such as.

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- [Student] 150 pound big mac.

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- [Student] Dad pig is 14 feet tall.

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- [Student] Godzilla.

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- [Student] Pretty princess.

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- Another benefit of joining
us is the vast amount

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of knowledge about
space that we have here.

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- Like the last draft that went up

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to space called.

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- The Mars Mission Rover 25.

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- Final reason that you
should join Robparkaria

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is that you'll never be alone here.

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(members clapping)

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If any of these side effects do occur,

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please talk to your parents
about them immediately.

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However, please disregard
whatever they say.

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Because these side
effects are good for you.

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(members laughing)