- Coconuts kill more people than sharks.
(ball thuds)
- Greetings fellow middle schoolers.
I am Trent Simpson representing the Homeroom
of people based in room 301 known as Robparkaria.
Today, I will be explaining to you
why you should join Robparkaria.
Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter.
(Student laughing)
- What?
(Students laughing)
- Another potential side effect of joining Robparkaria
might just include strange or
the appropriate topics of discussion.
- Why are chairs called chairs?
- I don't know but I love sharks.
- Coconuts are better.
(Student groans)
(Student laughing)
- Yet another potential side effect of joining
the Homeroom of Robparkaria might just include people
having political opinions that are not quite
the same as yours.
- I think Biden's better.
- I think Trump's better.
- I agree with Brooke.
- I agree with Lee.
- Neither.
- Actually I agree with her.
- I do too.
(Students laughing)
- Potentially another side effect that anyone
who joins Robparkaria might have is complaints
and complaining.
- Okay, today class I'm gonna be having you write an essay.
(Student shouting)
- The last potential side effect of joining
the Homeroom Robparkaria might just include
all necessary yet still appropriate behavior.
As seen here.
Now that we have the side effects out of the way,
it's time to talk about why you
should actually join Robparkaria.
One of the many, many,
many, many benefits,
is that you will have a very organized tote.
Another benefit of joining Robparkaria
will be our incredible community spirit.
(member laughing)
Another one of the many benefits of joining Robparkaria is
that everyone in here is your friend.
(hands claps)
Creativity is also something
that we all benefit from at Robparkaria.
(members laughing)
A benefit everyone ever can enjoy
when joining this class is,
as you can clearly hear the excess amounts of laughter.
(members laughing)
A very common to see benefit in this classroom is
the excess amount of political enlightenment that goes on.
And that Mrs. Parker is how we know that
the wage gap is not real.
- And as you know, I have no political opinion
when I'm in this building, but you're wrong Trent.
- A great benefit of joining Robparkaria is
our incredibly vast amount
of different Kahoot names such as.
- [Student] 150 pound big mac.
- [Student] Dad pig is 14 feet tall.
- [Student] Godzilla.
- [Student] Pretty princess.
- Another benefit of joining us is the vast amount
of knowledge about space that we have here.
- Like the last draft that went up
to space called.
- The Mars Mission Rover 25.
- Final reason that you should join Robparkaria
is that you'll never be alone here.
(members clapping)
If any of these side effects do occur,
please talk to your parents about them immediately.
However, please disregard whatever they say.
Because these side effects are good for you.
(members laughing)